Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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