Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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