That's intense
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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