My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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