It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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