just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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