just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish i was in the wii world.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I need to align my fucking chakras
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