He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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