Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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