Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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