she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
