You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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