I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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