bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The Olympian is in my bed
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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