i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
worst night to have a conscience
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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