Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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