Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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