We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
this beer tastes like vomit already
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i believe in u and ur pee
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
