well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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