How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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