ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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