so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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