Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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