Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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