But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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