So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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