is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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