Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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