with your own penis?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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