Dual....:-)
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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