what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
