i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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