Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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