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say what?
wanna hang out?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
it was like eating out sand paper
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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