dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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