if you like me you must not know who I am
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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