we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize