Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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