he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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