your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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