Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
do herpes really smell.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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