??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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