I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Rumble strips road head = magical
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
