so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I am available for nakedness
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
