have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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