how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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