I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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