he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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