her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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