Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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