Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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