Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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