Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We need to get me chipped asap
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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