The maid of honor just puked.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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