fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
