I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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