i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize
